Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Brand Names!

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms
- The ride of your life..

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms !
- because life is complicated enough.

Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms
- keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms
- Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms
- Soft, strong and very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim !!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms
- probably the best in the world

Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms
- because your worth it!


Tina said...

rofl rofl i laughed at every one of those. that was fab. the domestos right under the rim i went aaaaaaaaah to. that was disgusting haha

Toni said...

Very funny. Some of those brands I don't know but their slogan says it all!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Petula Wright said...

That was great!! LOL!

Shireen Loh said...

ROFL!!! that was a quick perk up...thanks for sharing :-0)

The New Mom on the Blog said...

*Big Laugh*

Tammy said...

LOL That is hilarious!!!!