Monday, September 1, 2008

What the F****?!?!?!?!?!?

I was going through some cool sites when I saw this news in a Brazilian news paper!
I couldn't believe it and to be honest I thought it was some kinda prank!...
I decided to search deeper into it and found out it actually happened!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The world is going crazy these days!........

Check this out:




Still don't have a clue of what is it???

«Man stuck trying to have sex with bench»

A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after his penis got stuck in a park bench he had apparently tried to have sex with, reports said.

Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing after he attempted to use a hole in the exercise bench to masturbate in a deserted park after dark, the Apple Daily and other papers reported.

Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him by draining blood from his penis failed.

Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers here.

Photographs showed rescue workers carrying him to an ambulance on the metal sheet, covered in a red blanket.

This my friends, with all due respect for my Asiatic fellows, only goes to proof that what it's said about Asiatic men!.....

If that guy had some African blood running in his vain he wouldn't even be able to get his pinkie finger stuck in it! LOL!!!!It would be too thick and big for it!LOL!!!



17 comments:

Kelly said...

I just don't understand people sometimes!! I guess a bench is better than an animal though! LOL

Jocelyn said...

Gracious! That is so shameful. Ughh!

Anyways, thanks for dropping by Hip Mama Blog. Have a nice day! :)

Kat Olivares said...

Yikes!

Those holes look pretty small to me...

how the hell did that happen???

Well, I guess it's why he needed a bench.

But seriously, medical ethics on patient privacy, where were you that night?

Melinda Zook said...

OMG, that is the weirdest thing I have ever heard! What a ding-a-ling...literally : )

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Imelda said...

poor man. . .

Dropped an EC here.

Gin E said...

LOL! I totally didn't thought about...the holes look too small...what was he thinking?

Shireen Loh said...

hey, you shoulda told me about the African men earlier!! LOL...*wink*.

Tammy said...

ROFL!!!!

Toni said...

Oh no. How sad!!! That is pitiful that he resorted to a bench!!!!

Cátia said...

O que é isto?? Que freak!
É como tu dizes amiga, fica comprovado, devem tê-lo do tamanho do dedo mindinho, lol.
Beijos e obrigada pelo mimo.

Kristie said...

Hm, they couldn't think of a way to cut that bench with some tinsnips or something instead of trying to drain the guy's blood?

What kind of knucklehead does something like that anyway? And in public!

Kellan said...

I saw this report - CRAZY!

Take care - Kellan

molly said...

Poor fellow. He must be very lonely and frustrated. :):)

The New Mom on the Blog said...

*Huge Laugh* I love your last paragraph!!!! and i totally agree!

did you know, not too long ago, a Malaysian man tried it with the 'nut' , you know, the bolt and nut...and the nut was stucked there!!!!

sometimes I'm really ashamed to be an asian...with such man around

Petula said...

LOL! You are too funny, but I think you're right about that. LMAO! I can't believe he would do that... people are so crazy. It's a little sad too, huh?

Weber said...

OH MY WORD!!!! Ouch! What a sad, sick man. At least he's not chasing after children.

Tina said...

what the hell! so he couldnt have found a hole somewhere else? rofl!

im adding you to the drop star roll now m8, sorry for delay xx